- Character: Do not do this thing.
- Main Character: Okay. Excuse me while i do the thing.
i dont get how some people are so obsessed with finding love like chill out and watch yugioh or something
putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%
- me: wow i have so much work to do
- me: --goes on tumblr--
- me: --watches a movie--
- me: --writes a novel--
- me: --teaches myself sitar--
- me: --climbs a mountain--
- me: --backpacks through europe--
- me: why am i not getting anything done
how many posts can i reblog in five minutes before disappearing for three hours
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
“I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I.”
Sylvia Plath (via crimical)
Words I think we need
Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
MOVING THIS INTO CIRCULATION IMMEDIATELY.